What is it about chainsaws that make us so excited? It’s the ideal killing tool that drives the movie into a much higher realm of chaos and suspense. Think of 1984’s Gremlins when Billy Peltzer is going after Stripe in that Montgomery Ward store. Up at this point, Billy has already set fire to the…
Tag: Scary Movies
The Mutilator – Fall Breaking My Balls
Today marks the first day of the Thanksgiving week which means many young people are making their way home to spend time with loved ones for some good food and celebration. It is a time for arguing with family about annoying shit like politics and why modern music isn’t “real” music. Sprinkle some good self…
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter – No Shit!
Imagine what a kill like this would do to someone as sensitive as Jason! It would confuse him and make him re-evaluate his entire career choice as a slasher. If every death was like Roberts then eventually guys like Freddy, Michael and Jason would start doubting their ability to be a well respected established slasher.
Cyst – My Benign Friend
Have you ever seen Dr. Pimple Popper? It’s this crazy show on the TLC channel that features the practices of a Dr. Sandra Lee. Dr. Lee is this badass dermatologist that helps people suffering from crazy skin issues like zits, blackheads, infections and warts. Dr. Lee is someone I would love to have on my…
Halloween Kills – That Horse Is Deader Than Dead
The new trailer for Halloween Kills was released. So let’s talk about 2018’s Halloween and the horse that is dead but is being beaten.
Horror Movie Marathon 2020 Recap
Hopefully this Horror Movie Marathon could encourage you to go out there and search for more movies.
HMM Day 31 – Trick ‘r Treat
Happy Halloween and also happy day thirty one of Horror Movie Marathon! It has been a wonderful marathon and I for one am extremely proud of this years selection. But it comes to an end and what would be a better way than to end it with a movie that best represents this festive day!…
HMM Day 30 – The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Spend time with your kids. Eat dinner together and do some real bonding like my favorite and most loving family in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
HMM Day 29 – Alien
By the time the groovy seventies came rolling through, I would say most alien horror films were always kind of tame. Silver Age horror tapped into the fear of extra terrestrial life and gave us some good films like 1951’s The Thing From Another World and then The Blob. Those movies aren’t all too scary…
HMM Day 28 – The Descent
I have been married for about twelve years and one thing my wife do is often times watch television in separate rooms. We just like watching different things and that is quite alright. It is always a good thing when two people can live together and still be able to enjoy their own shit. But…
