HMM Day 26 – House of Wax

When I was a young kid, my parents would always take me and my siblings on an annual vacation. I’m sure most of you did the same thing and just like me I bet you were jealous of your rich friends that went to cooler places! While all my rich friends were going to Europe…

HMM Day 25 – The Mist

Do you remember when Covid-19 first hit back in January of 2020? It was such a crazy time as Americans. Not because of the virus itself but because of how terribly stupid people reacted to it. To this day I can’t determine why there was such a particular need for toilet paper. At first I…

HMM Day 24 – The Brain

I’m sorry this post seems to be coming a little later than usual. But this morning has unfolded into a crazy chain of events. You see, my wife and I are in desperate need of help with our son. We just don’t know how to deal with his lack of respect for us and the…

HMM Day 23 – The Beyond

Have you ever noticed that most towns have a couple things in common. Sure there’s the obvious shit like a mayor, a school board, a town drunk or even a flagpole. What I mean is a building, in particular one that is a business… most likely a restaurant. Think long and hard about this because…

HMM Day 22 – Dead Snow

So the other day I was working at home because my son was sick from school. As usual, I was sitting with him while I was typing away on my computer. At this moment in time the Back to The Future trilogy was playing and my son is watching intently. It’s a grand time to…

HMM Day 21 – The Giant Claw

Have you ever read the book of Ecclesiastes in the Bible? I have, so I will go ahead and be your preacher! There’s one part in chapter three where Solomon says “there’s a time for everything and a season for every activity under the heavens.” You see, you didn’t know this but King Solomon was…

HMM Day 20 – Jakob’s Wife

There’s something wrong with my wife. I don’t know what is going on but whatever it is, it’s causing a problem with our marriage. It’s just not the way it was when we first met. I mean… I get it, people change and you as a loving couple accept those changes. You have to roll…

HMM Day 16 – Let The Right One In

You know what is one of the best things? Getting a new deodorant stick. Especially when you get a stick that is an entirely different smell than one you have been using. I swear, when I get a new stick of deodorant, I will spend hours smelling my pits. Sitting at work and just getting…

HMM Day 14 – Brain Damage

Something is wrong with my friend Brian and I need your help. He’s acting real weird and not being his usual self. He keeps talking about his friend named Aylmer and from what I can gather, Aylmer is not a good guy. Last time I saw Brian he was running through a junk yard and…