RVM Review – Army Of The Dead

Just get to the real grit and let us have some good old fashioned zombie genocide! Zack Snyder and his out of focus, plastic toned cinematography can go to hell.

Scenes To Be Seen – This Is Gonna Hurt

Every major horror movie baddy is simply… a super hero. We love them for their efforts and know that although they may not win the day… they do come back because just like a hero, these killers are forever faithful to their duty. We obsess over their origin stories, the bloodier and more ridiculous the better! And one of my favorites is none other than 1997’s Jack Frost!

RVM Review – Willy’s Wonderland & The Banana Splits Movie

It makes perfect sense that a horror movie about killer mascots would be attempted. In fact there are two movies that have recently been available that are both very similar. I’m talking about 2019’s The Banana Splits Movie and 2021’s Willy’s Wonderland.

Scenes To Be Seen – Chainsaw Battle III

You know what I always loved as a kid, those classic Errol Flynn movies where he plays Robin Hood. Flynn was the defining symbol of the legendary character and maybe next to him was some cartoon fox. But 1938’s The Adventures of Robin Hood is a movie that I always loved. These kinds of adventure…

Scenes To Be Seen – Chainsaw Battle I

What is it about chainsaws that make us so excited? It’s the ideal killing tool that drives the movie into a much higher realm of chaos and suspense. Think of 1984’s Gremlins when Billy Peltzer is going after Stripe in that Montgomery Ward store. Up at this point, Billy has already set fire to the…

Scenes To Be Seen – Fall Breaking My Balls

Today marks the first day of the Thanksgiving week which means many young people are making their way home to spend time with loved ones for some good food and celebration. It is a time for arguing with family about annoying shit like politics and why modern music isn’t “real” music. Sprinkle some good self…

Scenes To Be Seen – No Shit!

Imagine what a kill like this would do to someone as sensitive as Jason! It would confuse him and make him re-evaluate his entire career choice as a slasher. If every death was like Roberts then eventually guys like Freddy, Michael and Jason would start doubting their ability to be a well respected established slasher.

Cyst – My Benign Friend

Have you ever seen Dr. Pimple Popper? It’s this crazy show on the TLC channel that features the practices of a Dr. Sandra Lee. Dr. Lee is this badass dermatologist that helps people suffering from crazy skin issues like zits, blackheads, infections and warts. Dr. Lee is someone I would love to have on my…