HMM Day 30 – The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

The Sawyer family is once more wreaking havoc amongst the great state of Texas. After a radio show broadcasts one of their attacks on live air, Leatherface and his crazy brother Chop-Top decide to pay the DJ named Stretch a visit. But this time a Texas Ranger by the name of Lieutenant “Lefty” Enright is…

HMM Day 29 – Night Of The Creeps

When two nerdy college guys try to pledge for a fraternity on the campus of Corman University, they are sent on a task that unfortunately has them awakening a frozen corpse. The corpse just so happens to have alien parasites that infect peoples brains! Turning them into mindless zombies! The entire college town is in…

HMM Day 27 – 30 Days of Night

My wife and I have had it. It’s been far too long in dealing with this bull shit and we are unfortunately moving on. We just can’t take it anymore. This entire situation we have going doesn’t work. When we first started this thing it seemed good, but over time the relationship we thought we…

HMM Day 24 – The Brain

I’m sorry this post seems to be coming a little later than usual. But this morning has unfolded into a crazy chain of events. You see, my wife and I are in desperate need of help with our son. We just don’t know how to deal with his lack of respect for us and the…

HMM Day 18 – Body Snatchers

I am absolutely terrified of theater people. Yes I know, it is hard to believe but theater people, mainly live action theater, absolutely terrify me. Especially musical theater! Anything where you are watching live performers dialogue in song… is enough to make me agitated beyond all measure. Now if you’re someone that is in theater…

HMM Day 16 – Let The Right One In

You know what is one of the best things? Getting a new deodorant stick. Especially when you get a stick that is an entirely different smell than one you have been using. I swear, when I get a new stick of deodorant, I will spend hours smelling my pits. Sitting at work and just getting…

HMM Day 15 – Dawn of The Dead

When it comes to the zombies, when it finally all does happen. FINGERS CROSSED! Where is the first place that you would go? Do you think you would even go anywhere? These are important questions and one I think is best illustrated in Dawn of The Dead!

HMM Day 12 – The Man They Could Not Hang

Dr Savaard is a brilliant doctor that is on the cusp of discovering a way in bringing the dead back to life! When a medical student and fan of Savaards volunteers to prove the process works, Savaard and his assistant proceed with killing the student. The lover of the student who is also the Savaards…

HMM Day 6 – The Fly

The other day my wife and I went to IKEA. For some strange reason we both had a sudden urge to commit suicide. So we thought going to this Swedish hell hole would do it. Little did we know that it would be much worse because instead of dying, we ended up purchasing a new…

HMM Day 5 – The Mummy

The Mummy is less of a monster and more like… an evil warlock. That doesn’t really make him less terrifying. In fact, I could argue that Imhotep is a far more horrifying character than the other lot.