HMM Day 28 – Poltergeist

How can anyone in the world, have a problem with a place like Cuesta Verda, California? Mr. Freeling said it right, the grass does grow greener… on every side here.

HMM Day 27 – 30 Days of Night

My wife and I have had it. It’s been far too long in dealing with this bull shit and we are unfortunately moving on. We just can’t take it anymore. This entire situation we have going doesn’t work. When we first started this thing it seemed good, but over time the relationship we thought we…

HMM Day 26 – House of Wax

When I was a young kid, my parents would always take me and my siblings on an annual vacation. I’m sure most of you did the same thing and just like me I bet you were jealous of your rich friends that went to cooler places! While all my rich friends were going to Europe…

HMM Day 25 – The Mist

Do you remember when Covid-19 first hit back in January of 2020? It was such a crazy time as Americans. Not because of the virus itself but because of how terribly stupid people reacted to it. To this day I can’t determine why there was such a particular need for toilet paper. At first I…

HMM Day 24 – The Brain

I’m sorry this post seems to be coming a little later than usual. But this morning has unfolded into a crazy chain of events. You see, my wife and I are in desperate need of help with our son. We just don’t know how to deal with his lack of respect for us and the…

HMM Day 23 – The Beyond

Have you ever noticed that most towns have a couple things in common. Sure there’s the obvious shit like a mayor, a school board, a town drunk or even a flagpole. What I mean is a building, in particular one that is a business… most likely a restaurant. Think long and hard about this because…

HMM Day 22 – Dead Snow

So the other day I was working at home because my son was sick from school. As usual, I was sitting with him while I was typing away on my computer. At this moment in time the Back to The Future trilogy was playing and my son is watching intently. It’s a grand time to…

HMM Day 21 – The Giant Claw

Have you ever read the book of Ecclesiastes in the Bible? I have, so I will go ahead and be your preacher! There’s one part in chapter three where Solomon says “there’s a time for everything and a season for every activity under the heavens.” You see, you didn’t know this but King Solomon was…

HMM Day 20 – Jakob’s Wife

There’s something wrong with my wife. I don’t know what is going on but whatever it is, it’s causing a problem with our marriage. It’s just not the way it was when we first met. I mean… I get it, people change and you as a loving couple accept those changes. You have to roll…

HMM Day 19 – Dr. Giggles

Right now for day nineteen of the marathon, I am gonna have to ask you all be patient with me because I am feeling terrible. My body aches and my throat feels like it’s on fire. Every once in a while I get the sudden urge to vomit my guts out. So I get up…