Jack Frost – This Is Gonna Hurt

Every major horror movie baddy is simply… a super hero. We love them for their efforts and know that although they may not win the day… they do come back because just like a hero, these killers are forever faithful to their duty. We obsess over their origin stories, the bloodier and more ridiculous the better! And one of my favorites is none other than 1997’s Jack Frost!

Phantasm 2 – Chainsaw Battle III

You know what I always loved as a kid, those classic Errol Flynn movies where he plays Robin Hood. Flynn was the defining symbol of the legendary character and maybe next to him was some cartoon fox. But 1938’s The Adventures of Robin Hood is a movie that I always loved. These kinds of adventure…

Motel Hell – Chainsaw Battle I

What is it about chainsaws that make us so excited? It’s the ideal killing tool that drives the movie into a much higher realm of chaos and suspense. Think of 1984’s Gremlins when Billy Peltzer is going after Stripe in that Montgomery Ward store. Up at this point, Billy has already set fire to the…

The Mutilator – Fall Breaking My Balls

Today marks the first day of the Thanksgiving week which means many young people are making their way home to spend time with loved ones for some good food and celebration. It is a time for arguing with family about annoying shit like politics and why modern music isn’t “real” music. Sprinkle some good self…

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter – No Shit!

Imagine what a kill like this would do to someone as sensitive as Jason! It would confuse him and make him re-evaluate his entire career choice as a slasher. If every death was like Roberts then eventually guys like Freddy, Michael and Jason would start doubting their ability to be a well respected established slasher.

28 Weeks Later – That Woman!

We all hope we can be a certain person but in moments of pure terror or pressure, we crumble like loads of high fibered shit.

Abominable – So Cute And Furry!

The yeti in this movie is powerful and cute. Probably my most favorite character. I just wanted to give him a huge bear hug the entire time.