Today marks the first day of the Thanksgiving week which means many young people are making their way home to spend time with loved ones for some good food and celebration. It is a time for arguing with family about annoying shit like politics and why modern music isn’t “real” music. Sprinkle some good self…
Category: Scenes To Be Seen
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter – No Shit!
Imagine what a kill like this would do to someone as sensitive as Jason! It would confuse him and make him re-evaluate his entire career choice as a slasher. If every death was like Roberts then eventually guys like Freddy, Michael and Jason would start doubting their ability to be a well respected established slasher.
28 Weeks Later – That Woman!
We all hope we can be a certain person but in moments of pure terror or pressure, we crumble like loads of high fibered shit.
Poltergeist II: The Other Side – Brace Yourself
Why didn’t my dad warn me before seeing this movie! Its haunted me for years!
Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter – Screw You
Happy Friday the 13th everyone! Now here is my favorite Friday the 13th death scene.
Abominable – So Cute And Furry!
The yeti in this movie is powerful and cute. Probably my most favorite character. I just wanted to give him a huge bear hug the entire time.
IT – Who’s it?
Hurricane season often brings out the worst in society. A tropical storm is approaching and the local news goes absolutely bat shit crazy. Weather men live for this air time. I call it weather boners. They act like what they are reporting on requires constant surveillance and love every minute of the devastation. I saw…
Zombie – I Still Have An Eyelash In My Eye
You wanna talk about pain? Sure, let us talk about pain! It’s 11:40 pm on a Friday night. The damn hurricane is coming and I should be preparing my house for the inevitable ass pounding we are gonna take from the wind and rain. But no, I can’t. All because I have the worst thing…
Motel Hell – All Kinds of Critters
I have searched far and wide for a new food that would awaken my world! Give me purpose as a family man and provider. Also put some more fuel and new flavor in life. I searched all over, tasting new flavors and discovering new meats. But nothing was striking a chord! But then blessings reigned down.
The Thing – Adopt Don’t Shop
The thing about Jed is he is more than just a dog. Jed really loves getting close to people.
