Resident Evil – No Contest

Today for Scenes To Be Seen, rather discussing an exceptional movie scene; I want to highlight a horrendous movie scene. While most entries are meant to convince the greatness of a film. This one is meant to manifest the hatred and eye gauging sickness I have for this movie! Right now I’ve picked the mother load of all shitty movies! The master of everything that is schlock. The edifice of the evil marketing ploys of Hollywood and the unbeaten champion of over bloated, slow motion fight scenes and diaper wearing horror! The living representation of motion picture detritus from a hacks anus! I’m talking none other than the Resident Evil movies.

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Before you watch this scene please brace yourself. Be prepared to see the dumbest, slowest and worst acting in all cinematic history!

So you watched it? Are you ok? Do you need medical attention for your brain?

The sad thing is it’s not just a single film but an entire saga of movies. This is just a small single turd of a much bigger picture. There are six films in this array of crap. By the way, that in itself is an insane thought! But this scene truly captures the entire feel, tone and stupidity of the films. I’m not kidding, this scene is what defines the entire Resident Evil franchise.

Have you ever been so tired that accomplishing consecutive thoughts or actions takes a certain amount of push? But deep down you’re growing inpatient with yourself. That’s this scene. I honestly believe the director had very little direction for the end of this movie but had a large amount of time to fill. So they extended this scene with as much garbage as possible.

I can’t wrap my head around the people that pay money to have encouraged these movies being made. But then again there are loads of many terrible things that have had  a substantial amount of support.

Things like:

  1. Hitler
  2. Katy Perry
  3. Twilight
  4. 50 Shades of Grey
  5. American Idol
  6. Jimmy Kimmel
  7. Raspberry Vinaigrette dressing
  8. Jogging
  9. China
  10. The Big Bang Theory (the show)

Stupid things are just real popular I guess. America has a population of 327+ million people. I guess an average about one idiot for every five persons so that leaves nearly 65+ million Resident Evil fans! I’m not in favor of genocide but at least we can tax those people so they’re forced to never purchase a movie ticket ever again.

Resident Evil just ticks me off. I don’t care what anyone says, not even the first movie is good. Yea, there’s one part where I guy is killed by a waffle laser or something but that doesn’t hold up to the overshadowing pile of penguin dung they are. These aren’t even movies that will have some sort of cult following in the future. It’s not even campy, it’s schlock and schlock in horror is a waste of time. No contest, these movies suck and this movie scene is the prized enchilada that proves it!

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3 Comments Add yours

  1. Savior699 says:

    This series of movies proves beyond any doubt you can have amazing games, then real bad movies lol

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    1. nscovell says:

      Absolutely. I’m not a big fan but silent hill might be the only video game movie that isn’t crap

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      1. Savior699 says:

        I enjoyed the Silent Hill movie, tho I am happy it didn’t get another movie. They probably would have ruined it lol

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