You know what I always loved as a kid, those classic Errol Flynn movies where he plays Robin Hood. Flynn was the defining symbol of the legendary character and maybe next to him was some cartoon fox. But 1938’s The Adventures of Robin Hood is a movie that I always loved. These kinds of adventure…
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 – Chainsaw Battle II
It leaves us scratching our heads and wondering what the hell we just watched and I for one love it!
Motel Hell – Chainsaw Battle I
What is it about chainsaws that make us so excited? It’s the ideal killing tool that drives the movie into a much higher realm of chaos and suspense. Think of 1984’s Gremlins when Billy Peltzer is going after Stripe in that Montgomery Ward store. Up at this point, Billy has already set fire to the…
The Mutilator – Fall Breaking My Balls
Today marks the first day of the Thanksgiving week which means many young people are making their way home to spend time with loved ones for some good food and celebration. It is a time for arguing with family about annoying shit like politics and why modern music isn’t “real” music. Sprinkle some good self…
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter – No Shit!
Imagine what a kill like this would do to someone as sensitive as Jason! It would confuse him and make him re-evaluate his entire career choice as a slasher. If every death was like Roberts then eventually guys like Freddy, Michael and Jason would start doubting their ability to be a well respected established slasher.
Cyst – My Benign Friend
Have you ever seen Dr. Pimple Popper? It’s this crazy show on the TLC channel that features the practices of a Dr. Sandra Lee. Dr. Lee is this badass dermatologist that helps people suffering from crazy skin issues like zits, blackheads, infections and warts. Dr. Lee is someone I would love to have on my…
Halloween Kills – That Horse Is Deader Than Dead
The new trailer for Halloween Kills was released. So let’s talk about 2018’s Halloween and the horse that is dead but is being beaten.
Horror Movie Marathon 2020 Recap
Hopefully this Horror Movie Marathon could encourage you to go out there and search for more movies.
HMM Day 31 – Trick ‘r Treat
Happy Halloween and also happy day thirty one of Horror Movie Marathon! It has been a wonderful marathon and I for one am extremely proud of this years selection. But it comes to an end and what would be a better way than to end it with a movie that best represents this festive day!…
HMM Day 30 – The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Spend time with your kids. Eat dinner together and do some real bonding like my favorite and most loving family in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
